SHeDAISY Twist Of The Magi lyrics

I sold your Rolex
To buy that gold Versace dress
I set free your whiny French poodle
So you can get your beauty rest

And I did it all for you
I did it all for you
(I did it all)
This Christmas
(This Christmas)
All your dreams will come true
(All your dreams)

I put your mother on a Greyhound
(You did what?)
You'd always hoped she'd have the chance to see the world, now she can
(Leave our mom alone)
I torched your Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues
(No, no, no, no)
So I could be your only girl [unverified] and now I am

And I did it all for you
I did it all for you

(I did it all)
This Christmas
(This Christmas)
All your dreams will come true
(All your dreams)

How can I forget
All you've done for me, I'll get you yet
This is the season to give
But I can never forgive the damage that you've done
(Damage that you've done)
This must be love

I sank your bass boat
(Not my bass boat, no, no, no)
So you'd have more time to spend with me
I hooked your grandma's diamond earrings
For the down payment on my S U V
(Fully loaded, heated seats, in hunter green-is this for me?)