Smosh My Fanny Pack lyrics

Walkin’ down the street and everybody’s starin’
Just jealous of what I’m wearin’
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That’s right it’s a fanny pack, bitches
Hot pink and matches my britches

You’re thinking “that guy’s insane
Damn, what’s his name? What’s wrong with his brain?”
I’m perfectly sane, just hear what I say
Everything I need’s just one zip away

My fanny pack, my fanny pack is all I need
It’s on my waist while I shower and while I pee
It holds my hairspray so I look good every day
It holds me tight and keeps the Boogie Man away

You can’t mess with my fanny pack, I’m a maniac
It’s a fact, you better watch your back
Packs more than a back pack
One time i looked inside and I found an iMac


Only tough guys wear fanny packs
Hulk Hogan, Chuck Norris and this guy…
Diss me and you better watch your back
Source: LYBIO.net
I’ll smack you with my 20 pound fanny pack

I’ve been attacked by a wild beast
I think it was a furry hippopotamus from Greece
I needed a weapon for the fight
What I pulled out was a stick of dynamite

Makes great gifts for the holidays
“It’s my d*** in a pack, babayyyy”
If you talk smack, I’ll put you in my sack
What’s this? It’s midget in my fanny pack!