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No prize for congeniality
Never knew popularity
This ugly stick had wished to one day
Become a swan always
Picked last for sports teams
Got cheated out of my wet dream
I missed out on teenage sex
Was too busy beating off to reader's digest
And I can't help but laugh at my pathetic past
From now on things will be different
Every day will now be recess
Beaten up by football jocks
Forced to hide in toilet stalls
Chased home by rabid dogs
I somehow survived it
A 'Kick me' sign taped to my back
Well I had to run out of my art class
Shit rolling out of my slacks
Chasing me down the stairwell
