SOUTH PARK MEXICAN Twice Last Night lyrics

We did it twice last night
And once in the morning
We did it twice last night
And once in the morning

I pulled out my jimmy from the Cracker Jack box
The bulletproof vest blocking all my cum shots
I got one in London and her name is Regina
Then I got Sofia, she's from Argentina

Love 'em and leave 'em, hell naw, that ain't my style
I'd rather stick around for a good lil' long while
At least twice a week if she's a good freak
Bitch left a hicky on my left butt cheek

Man, I'm as strong as an ox and your baby mother's a bopper
We call her the head doctor and nobody can stop her
You need to drop her, 'cause all she really wants is a baller
That bets fifty thousand dollars on a Mexican boxer

We did it twice last night
And once in the morning
We did it twice last night
And once in the morning

She's riding my pony, man, she's horny
But it ain't no fun if I can't call the homie
Early in the morning, watching Urkel while she blow me
When she see me with my girlfriend, she act like she don't know me

'Cause she got love for me, my balls are never lonely
Throw me crazy with that ass and them pretty chicarones
In my room jammin' oldies, she's dancing in her chonies
Had her screaming in the teli, 'til the neighbors call the police

So we had to take it elsewhere, take them to the embassy
Picked up a stripper friend with lesbian tendencies
Half black and Japanese, gone on them daiquiris
My bitch ate her out while I filled up her cavities, then we did it

Twice last night

And once in the morning
We did it twice last night
And once in the morning

She grabbed from my paw and I said aw naw
Rushed me to the bed and jumped straight on my jaw
The next thing she saw, playboy, wasn't small
She asked, "Baby Bash, can I please take it off?"

Show me in my yum yum, man, we was doing it big
She make me cum cum, damn, I think I woke up her kid
But we was on one, with some help from Doja and wine
I gotta freak one, ain't no bitch colder then mine

She got that platinum punana, fuck Madonna and Jenny Jenny
My momma be on that Remmy mixed with Henny when she get me
And when I get her, I got her hotter than enchilada
Ooh, she brought her friend too, now it's a ménage à trois

Against the wall, let the camera record
Got the berries and the cream so we can never be bored
She kissed that teta, told her nena', "Would you please kiss your friend?"
She said, "You know I can, dada, but is you joining in?"

I said for surely, we started off slowly
Once it hit midnight we went hard at 1:40
And then at 2:30 she started talking dirty
Got me feeling like a champ when I deep up in the furry

Forty-five minutes straight, drippin' wet, took a power nap
Six in the morning, got her wetter then the shower cap
She was on top and I was up under
The b-b-bed hit the wall and it sounded like thunder

We did it twice last night
And once in the morning
We did it twice last night
And once in the morning