Spank Rock The Dance lyrics

I invented dance in 2006
Stomping out roaches on my bedroom floor
It felt something like a magic trick
That I never ever seen before
April 11th, I'm so dumb
It's my daddy's birthday
I'm his favorite son
So before I hit the door
I gave him call
He was glad I rung

And I said, “Dad!”
Look what I've done
I'm moving to the drum
Did you ever thought you'd see
In your wildest dreams
The dance

I, myself at the Chicken Hut

Crushing and snorting a philosopher's stone
Sucking and drinking on dragon's blood
Looking for someone to pluck and bone
I ain't shit, dick shit
That no one knows
I ain't mad, that's how it goes
I wore all couture
Bent my knees in the middle of the floor

And they said, “Hey!”
Look what he's done
He's moving to the drum
Did you ever thought you'd see
In your wildest dreams
The dance