Starlight Mints Torts lyrics

All you liars and judges and reading rooms
This song goes out to you
As your counselor wishes that I could prove
Everyone travels in twos
Is it the end of the beginning?

Mommy killed a mouse
Baby burned the house
Daddy found the pills
Monkey bought a church

Jesus called it Earth
There's no one else to blame
So evil was the tort
The toaster and a fork

Everyone will say
The monkey couldn't lie

The jury wouldn't buy
The perfect alibi

Forget about the lies
Your thoughts, your food
Eat them up, they love you
If you cross and you count
Oh, you try to move
This will come back, back to you

As the stone eats the circle
The litigation of your favorite pen
Has the whole world gotten the blues?
There's question marks aimed at you
Is it the end of the beginning?