Stephen Lynch Dr. Stephen lyrics

Stephen Lynch
Superhero
Dr. Stephen
I'm a rich and famous doctor
Always knew I'd be
An expert in the field of...gynecology

Next on my agenda
Checking your pudenda
Let me see what I can find
If you get your nerve up
Slip inside the stirrups
A single though will cross my mind:

I love pu...tting women's minds at rest
I like pu...shing myself to be the best

(Dr. Stephen's in)

I've got magic fingers
Doctor of the year
There's not a lip I can't read
A pap I can't smear

When your legs are open
I begin the gropin'
But I fear I must be blunt
I would just as soon not go near the balloon knot
Think that I'll just stick to your...front