Stephen Lynch Best Friend Song lyrics

Stephen Lynch
Superhero
Best Friend Song
(I like my toast buttered)
And I'll take mine dry
(I dig the Beatles)
I'm a stones kinda guy
(I have fine taste)
And I like things cheap
(I wanna stay up all night)
I just wanna sleep...with your sister

(I'm sorry, what'd you just say?)
(What?)
(No, you just said something about you wanna sleep with...)


(I like the sunshine)
And I wanna nail your sister
(See? There you just said it-)

(I like Julia Roberts movies)
I just wanna fuck the shit outta your sister

Well, Teich, you would rule
(What're you talking about?)
If you'd say, it's cool
(It's not cool!)
I'd go pick her up...at her junior high school...