Stephen Lynch Gerbil Song lyrics

Stephen Lynch
Miscellaneous
Gerbil Song
I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
If Fritcher Gear can do it I can too
I get undressed, I start to loob
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube

Wondering just how he'll feel
Will he like it better than his little wheel
Careful now, he's right beside me
One more inch, and he's inside me

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gerbil goooooooo

Burrow harder, burrow deeper
Be my little chimney sweeper
One thing I forgot about
How am I supposed to get you out

So now my gerbil's on easy street
It's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat
The situation is beyonf my control
Gotta find a way to get him out of my hole


I tried crowbars, I tried wires
I almost hurt him with a pair of pliers
I tried cheese but he's not biting
I wish this wasnt so exciting

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gerbil goooooooo

Jesus, I am such a sucker
Please get out you furry fuck--raaaaaaii
I think I am getting ill
Suddenly he's very very still

Now it's too late, my gerbil died
I guess I have commited, gerbicide
Here's some advice, it's very clear cut
If you love your gerbil,...

Dont stick him up your butt
Dont stick him up your butt
Little furry gerbil in your booty hole
Dont stick him up your
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