Stephen Lynch bowling song lyrics

Stephen Lynch
Miscellaneous
bowling song
you watch me on your tv,say that my job is easy, say i am not athletic, you think my sports pathetic, but you can judge me till you walked a mile in my bowling shoes.

so i dont get all the ladies, and my close are from the 80's yeah, Im known thoughout the vallies, as the profite of the allies,

and as i roll the ball i die, let me bowl or let me die, im all mighty mallici the bowling god, the smell of rizin gets me high, kiss thoes fucking pins goodbye,im all mighty mallici the bowling, the bowling god.

got a ball thats smooth and all black, i keep it in my lucky ball sack oh yeah..i get a feeling in my soul, as i finger every hole...


and as i roll the ball i cry, let me bowl or let me die, im all mighty mallici the bowling god, the smell of rizin get me high, kiss those fucking pins goodbye,im all mighty mallici the bowling,bowling..

not a single man will try to beat all mighty mallici, all who challenge me are slayne, common muther fuckers pick a lane, marshall homes and garry dickens get in line for your ass kickens, jhon pataglia and norton duke your so lame it makes me puke, who ammoung the pro bowl sector dares to don the wrist protector, not that pussy nelson burton tells me that his wirst is hurtin, hey mark welfer ealr the pearl are you scared to give the ball to herl, how boght dickie webber or his son pete ill turn those fuckers to cream of wheat..

and as i roll the ball i cry, let me bowl or let me die, im all mighty mallici the bowling god, the smell of rizin gets me high, kiss those fucking pins goodbye, im all mighty mallici, the bowling, boweling ggggoooodd,the bowling godddddd