Sublime 5446 (Ball and Chain) lyrics

Do you believe I would take such a thing with me
And give it to a police man?
I wouldn't do that, I wouldn't do that

If I did that would you say
"Sir come down and put the charge on me?”
I wouldn't do that, no, I wouldn't do that

I'm not a fool to hurt myself
But I was innocent to what they done to me
They were wrong, they were wrong

Give it to me, one time
Give it to me, two times
Give it to me, three times
Give it to me, four times

5446, what's my number? What's my number, now?
Right now, somebody else has that number
One more time, 5447, what's my number? What's my number, now?
Right now, somebody else has that number

[Incomprehensible]

'Cuz we're chillin' and we're chillin' in the club all night
We're chillin' and we're chillin' in the club all night
Hear the dub, hear the beat in the dog pound
DJ Lord, have his grilled cheese

Some jealous punk
Snuck up, around my back
Tried to take a lovin' over me

Lord, I got into a fist fight
And wound up in jail all night

Give it to me, one time
(Yes, my pussy)
Give it to me, two times
Give it to me, three times
Give it to me, four times

People, listen up
Don't stand too near I've got somethin'
That you all should hear all lies
All the lies they told to me
Form a little part of history

I was always taught that boy meets girl
Fall in love, get married and forget the world
Nine months later, sweet baby's on the way

Kiss 'em on the cheek and life's okay

I don't feel no pain
I don't have no time
To listen to conflicting points of view

It's a crazy world to live alone
A ball and chain, I call my own

People, listen up, don't stand too close
I've got somethin' that you all should know
Holy matrimony is not for me
Rather die alone in misery

'Cuz I was always taught that boy meets girl
Fall in love, get married and forget the world
Nine months later, sweet baby's on the way
Isn't that what they used to say?

With a girl you knew
And the bonds that we grew
Turned into a ball and chain
I step into the great unknown
And a ball and chain, I call my home

With a girl that you knew
And the bonds that we grew
Turned into a ball and chain
I step into the great unknown
A ball and chain, I call my own

Because marriage doesn't work in the world today
It's an institution that is in decay
And if I have love I wish to portray
I will surely find another way

Because I was always taught that boy meets girl
Fall in love, get married and forget the world
Nine months later, the sweet baby's on the way
Kiss him on the cheek and life's okay

I don't feel no pain
I don't have no time
To listen to conflicting points of view

I step into the great unknown
And a ball and chain, I call my own