Cracker Mr. Wrong (Live) lyrics

Well, meet me by the river that goes nowhere
And let me lay my sorry trip on you
Yeah, won't you meet me by the river, little darling'?
I might just let you see my bad tattoo

Well, I was gonna bring you flowers, but I didn't
It's the thought that counts and I think, I'm a bit too broke
But there's some change in my ashtray, maybe just enough to pay
For a half pint of somethin', probably make us choke

Well, you know I'd rather not go and meet your family
They'd probably send me back where I belong
Don't want to hear about your Mr. Right 'cause he's out of town tonight
Baby, come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong

I drive a one-eyed Malibu without a muffler
It's got a tape deck that works if you kick it hard enough
And baby if you like to read, I've got some great pornography
And a ten pound flashlight rolling in the trunk


Well, you know I'd rather not go and meet your family
They'd probably send me back where I belong
Don't want to hear about your Mr. Right 'cause he's out of town tonight
Baby, come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong

Now, do you have a girlfriend
And does she look as good as you?
Hey, would she like to meet my brother?
He'll be out of jail in a month or two

Well, you know I'd rather not go and meet your family
They'd probably send me back where I belong
Don't want to hear about your Mr. Right 'cause he's out of town tonight
Baby come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong

Where I come from they call me Mr. Wrong