Please pass over your elixir drink
Today the world is much to bludgeoning
I need to numb me back into the womb
And there I will do cartwheels if there's room
If you could turn it all down just a notch
I wouldn't have to knock all of your socks off
And oh, I heard that Spice Girl that's named Posh
I've got some time since I've broke my watch
I'm clearly having one of my episodes
Bring out the credit card, let's by a friend a rose
Does anyone know exactly just how that theme song goes?
There aren't as many Larry, Curly, Shemps as there are Moes
The newsstand man asked why I look so glum
I gave him a finger, not the thumb
I haven't shaved, so I look like a bum
Needless to say I ain't gonna get none
And the taxi man gave me a long free ride
He said I pent up energy inside
But I said to him, "Please, tell me who just died
Bequeathing onto you the title Freud"
I'm clearly having one of my episodes
Bring out the credit card, let's buy a Fender Rhodes
Does anyone know exactly just how that theme song goes?
There aren't as many Larry, Curly, Shemps as there are Moes
I'm clearly having one of my episodes
Bring out the credit card, let's by a friend a rose
Does anyone know exactly just how that theme song goes?
There aren't as many Larry, Curly, Shemps as there are Moes