The Ark Hygiene Squad lyrics

My momma made me join the hygiene squad
The money's bad and the hours are odd
They make me work double and they make me work hard
That's how they're doin' business at the hygiene squad

My momma made me join the hygiene squad
I'm doing my shift with a guy named Claude
We're staking out a baker, we suspect is a fraud
That's how we spend our pastime at the hygiene squad

And in the summertime when the weather is damp
My momma sent me off to the hygiene camp
We're fifty gangster boys living in a row of tents
I've used up all the Kleenex and the money that you sent

Take me back, momma, I won't fuss and fight
Please, don't make me stay 'til Friday's talent night
Last week some German showed us how to sterilize cod
That's how we let our hair down at the hygiene squad

My momma made me join the hygiene squad
On the night shift you mustn't lower your guard
The things you see makes you want to shout, oh god
But why did momma make me join the hygiene squad?


And in the summertime when the weather is damp
My daddy sent me off to the hygiene camp
We're fifty gangster boys living in a row of tents
I've used up all the Kleenex and the money that you sent

Take me back, momma, I won't fuss and fight
Please, don't make me stay 'til Friday's talent night
Last week some sucker showed us how to sterilize cod
That's how we let our hair down at the hygiene squad

My, my, my, my, my
My momma made me join the hygiene squad
The money's bad and the hours are odd
They make me work double and they make me work hard
That's how they're doin' business at the hygiene squad

(They make me work double and they make me work hard)
That's how we let our hair down at the hygiene squad
(They make me work double and they make me work hard)
You see, my momma made me join the hygiene squad