The Dead Milkmen Meaningless Upbeat Happy Song lyrics

Do you suffer from depression? Well, if you don't; you probably should,
Because the world is an ugly violent place and the only people who can't
See it are idiots and the blind. And believe me brothers and sisters, blind people can
Smell how bad it is out there. Here's Joe and I with some free advice

Don't trust the happy; the happy are insane. If you see someone smiling,
Run - get away. Do not trust the happy; the happy are insane. If they try
To hug you, break out the pepper spray. You can't trust the happy

If you didn't check the box next to “I am often sad”, there's something

Seriously wrong with you. ,Cuz it's a big world and it's filled to the
Rafters with Cretans and morons. Have you ever seen one of those child
Beauty pageants? Sure, it's an easy target, but that doesn't mean it shouldn't be a target. Haven't these people ever read Harlan Ellison's “Our Little Miss”?

Don't trust the happy; the happy are insane. If you see someone smiling,
Run - get away. Do not trust the happy; the happy are insane. The happy
Are insane. If they tell you Jesus loves you, run away.