The Fiery Furnaces Oh Sweet Woods lyrics

I was in Tahoe, on the California side
Waiting in the lobby at 665 1/2 Frontage Road
When two extra blond, short sleeve, buttoned down
White shirt, blue tie
Mystery Mormons came in and put this music on

Came in and took me by the arm
And as they had me marching through the parking lot
And as they were marching through the parking lot
They blew into their shirt-pocket microphones like this

And then they drove me to an Albertson's, outside of Boise
And took me into a back room
And they said they wanted to balance my checkbook

And they said they wanted to organize my receipts
And itemize my expenses and that I had the key

To a safety deposit box with treasury bonds and the key
To another safety deposit box where I'd stashed away
The only pewter pocket watch that ever belonged to
Joseph Smith's great-great uncle's brother-in-law

And I said you've got the wrong Eleanor Friedberger
And then they sang at me like this