Saturday night I was downtown
Working for the FBI
Sittin' in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high
Bootleggin' boozer on the west side
Full of people who are doin' wrong
Just about to call up the DA man
When I heard this woman singin' a song
A pair of [incomprehensible] made me open my eyes
My temperature started to rise
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5-9 beautiful tall
With just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
I saw her headin' to the table
Well a tall walkin' big black cat
When Charlie said, ‽I hope that you're able, boyâ€Â
Well, I'm telling you she knows where it's at
Well then suddenly we heard the sirens
And everybody started to run
Jumpin' under doors and tables
Well, I heard somebody shootin' a gun
Well, the DA was pumping my left hand
And she was holding my right
Well, I told her, "Don't get scared
'Cause you're gonna be spared"
Well, I'm gonna be forgiven
If I wanna spend my living
With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5-9 beautiful tall
With just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all