The Mighty Mighty Bosstones High School Dance lyrics

Hello world remember me?
I'm the sad little fuck that you failed to see
Who you should have recognized when you had the chance
Hello motherfuckers now it's time to dance

Hello mom and dad, is this a bad time?
If it is too bad, see the reason that I'm
Disturbing you both, I'm settling scores
You fucked me up bad, this dance is yours

I love to make 'em dance
Dance dance dance, everybody dance now
Hello student body, hello faculty
Show of hands how many of you here have met me?
Not too many, who am I?

I'll try not to keep you guessin'
I'm your fucked up dance instructor
And you're here for your lesson so
Dance dance dance, dance dance dance
I love to watch 'em dance now
Dance dance dance, dance


Hello world, take a look at me
Well you didn't when you should have, so I'm sure you agree
Not paying attention has cost you greatly
Some other little fucks have been dancing lately

I love to make 'em dance
Dance dance dance, everybody dance now
Good bye student body, so long faculty
Show of hands how many of you here have met me?
Not too many, who am I?

I'll try not to keep you guessin'
I'm your fucked up dance instructor
Hope you've learned your lesson so
Dance dance dance, dance dance dance
I love makin' 'em dance now
Dance dance dance, dance dance dance