Tankard Son Of A Fridge lyrics

An icy wind blew the day I was born
The snow feil heavily my hopes all seemed forlorn
They threw my life into a chilling cold world
Devoid nfchances still the wheel of fortune twirled

Never! I will defy! I will fight til the day thatl die!
They say Im in a jam now I say: life's no apple pie!
Mama – a nasty mall
Daddy was a ham-acting clod
Caught up in a mental deep-freeze
I surely had to beat the adds!

Wanna be the top banana
Now I'm just a rotten egg
Cut the mustard, be the big cheese
For your crumbs I'll never beg

Desperate – what could I da?
Found that switch deep inside 'o my soul
One flick shifts my condition
Alters me frnm prey tn cnnl

That's why they call me
A Son of a fridge
Father's a freak and
My mother a bitch
Dan' mess around with
The Son of a fridge
Weird as a freak and
As mean as a bitch

Cheese it! You bloody fool!
Stand aside or I'll flick the switch
You're a beer short to a six-pack
Don't mess with the son of a fridge

Hey, girl! You look so cute!
You break my heart and I can't resist
Why do you turn away now?
Tell me why do you look so pissed?

Cause I am the top banana
Surely l'm a rotten egg
Cut the mustard, l'm the big cheese
For your crumbs I'll never beg
Freeze you! I press the key
I start trembling then I cease to move
Feels like a god-damn brain-freeze
Tricked myself, me nerdy goof

That's why they call me
A Son of a fridge
Father's a freak and
My mother a bitch
Dan' mess around with
The Son of a fridge
Weird as a freak and
As mean as a bitch

That's why they call me
A Son of a fridge
Father's a freak and
My mother a bitch
Dan' mess around with
The Son of a fridge
Weird as a freak and
As mean as a bitch