I'm being hassled by the man
The man
The man
The man
Man
Crush a killer with a thigh bone
Man
You call the cable, make a cozy home
Man
You need a rock 'n' roll singer
Man
You gotta thumb and a finger
You got opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
I got one
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
(Check it out)
I got one
Yeah, 1973
Post '76
One time a was a
Man
Crush a killer with a rock
Man
Ten million years until you talk
Man
Are you a cruncher and a moaner?
Man
All you can manage is a boner
You got opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Well, I got one
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
I got one
Man
You gotta learn to drive a big rig
Man
You lose your hair, you wear a tiny wig
Man
You got something against me
Man
You're gonna have to try and kill me
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
I got one of those opposable thumbs
