I'm in the mountains
They're so beautiful and crystal clear
They scrape the clouds with their top
And fuck California
And the air's so clear
I drink it in, it makes me drunk
I fall down and fall asleep
And fuck San Fransisco
I dream of some little evil land
With twisted cragily experiences
Down below the Oregon Border
Fuck San Bernardino
I'm there in my dreams
I'm there in my nightmares
And I got to sing about it all day long
Fuck Weed
You've been naked in the sunshine
You've been buried in the sand
You've been living on the fault line
In a chemical plant
I've been pounding up and down I-5
Highway wander such a blast
If only I could erase L.A.
The trip wouldn't went so fast
Well, this city is so beautiful
The clouds come out in the fall
And I love to see them back
And fuck California
Even on a cloudy day
The sun pokes through at the end
To make a little sunset experience
Even though you're depressed
And fuck Santa Cruz
Oh, I'm in Central Oregon now
Driving my little blue tin can
And I hear green onions sing
And fuck Neveda
Green onions on the little stereo
And I feel like I'm going the right way
North way, north, north, north, north
Yeah, keep goin' north, boys
All right
Sonic cookie on the outside
Pure frosting all alone
You've been fucking Winona Ryder
She got crabs on your bone
The only good thing about California
Is the band that I saw
They held their breath to shout out Supernova
They were playing in a shopping mall
