Happy with no teeth
Happy here in hibernation
Slurpin' on a peach
Starin' at the situation
Kitty on my foot
Meowin' out a conversation
Rockin' back and forth
That's my only destination
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that old man is me
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that
Got a two string on my lap
Total subsonic vacation
Got chicken on the drums
Poundin' out a perfect prescription
Got twenty little worms
I'll plug in some amplification
Got fifteen hundred base drum luggin' bug-eyed monkeys
All arriving at the station
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that old man is me
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that
I'm sittin on the back porch, kickin' my legs back
Rockin' in my rocking chair, sittin' there
On a little back porch is about to fall apart
So I think I might repair it
Just as I'm thinkin' about repairin' it
Some little friends come along
With some two string, one string, no string guitars
And they all plug 'em all in to the back porch
And they sit around playin' all their favorite songs
They kickin' back feelin' real good
Real fine, real full of the wine
And everything's fine, everything's beautiful
Everything's great, I just feel so good
You know I'm seventy years old
And I'm slurpin' everything through a straw, but I'm an
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that old man is me
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that
