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One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces lyrics by Ben Folds

September '75 I was forty-seven inches high
My Mom said by Christmas I would have
A badass mother G.I. Joe
For your little minds to blow
I still got beat up after class

Yeah, now I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me, check the papers and the TV
Now look who's telling who what to do
Kiss my ass, goodbye

Don't give me that bullshit, you know who I am
I'm your nightmare little man, Vic, you stole my lunch money
Made me cry, Jane, remember second grade?
Said you couldn't stand my face
Rather than kiss me, you said, you'd rather die

I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me, check the papers and the TV
Now look who's telling who what to do
Now kiss my ass, goodbye


You'll be sorry one day, yes you will, yes you will
You shouldn't push me around, 'cause I will, yes I will
You will be sorry when I'm big, yes you will, yes you will
You will be sorry

Now I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me, check the papers and the TV
Now look who's telling who what to do
Kiss my ass

Kiss my ass, kiss my ass, goodbye now
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass, goodbye now
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass, goodbye now
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass, goodbye now

September '75 I was 47 inches high
September '75, September '75

Kiss my ass

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