Ben Folds One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces [Live] lyrics

September '75, I was 47 inches high
My mom said by Christmas, I would have
A bad ass mother G.I. Joe for your little minds to blow
I still got beat up after class

Now, now, I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces, are you?
If you really want to see me, check the papers and the T.V.
Look who's telling who what to do
Yeah kiss my ass, goodbye

Don't give me that bullshit, you know who I am
I'm your nightmare little man
Vic, you stole my lunch, money made me cry

Jane, remember second grade?
Said you couldn't stand my face
Rather than kiss me, you said you'd rather die


I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces, are you?
If you really want to see me, check the papers and the T.V.
Look who's telling who what to do
Yeah, kiss my ass goodbye

You'll be sorry one day, yeah you will, yes you will
You shouldn't push me around 'cause I will, yes I will
You will be sorry when I'm big, yes you will, yes you will
You will be sorry

'Cause I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces, are you?
If you really want to see me, check the papers, check the T.V.
Oh no, look who's telling who what to do
Kiss my ass, motherfucker