Ben Folds Phone in a Pool lyrics

Take it easy, take it slow
Oh
Get on with the show
That's what I know
I woke in a cold sweat last night
Seems what's been good for music
Hasn't always been what's good for the life

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I threw my phone in a pool
In New Orleans
Found the love of my life
Again y'all knows what that means
And I'll be back on the sofa in a puddle in a couple of weeks
Oh yeah

I can't tell what you're saying when you yell at the same time
You could be telling me the story of your life
Your life
Is my condition so surprising cause I always seem so stable and bright?
Ain't it always the quiet types?

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I threw my phone in a pool
In New Orleans
Found the love of my life
Again y'all knows what that means
And I'll be back on the sofa in a stubble[?] in a couple of weeks

Oh yeah

Well I won't
I won't
I won't
I'll won't blame New Orleans

Can't you people function for a little while?
Without it bouncing off your satellite for a little while
Hey!

Drink it fast or drink it slow
That's what I know
When you've gotten to the bottom of it
It's time to go
And when you've lived to be two hundred feel free to proffer your advice
But until that time
Here's my auto reply

[Chorus]

That's what I know
That's what I know

Phone in a pool