The Scabs Bulletproof Bodyrubber lyrics

I don't want no HIV
I don't want no bullets inside of me
I don't want no DWI
I don't want Satan sticking that fork in my big eye

I don't need no drive-by in front of my crib
I don't need your father to find out what I did
Last night with you, baby, in the back of that cab
In fact I don't even want to meet your dad

I need a bulletproof bodyrubber evil-shielding device
Something that'll let me park my car
When I'm fucked up in the middle of the night

I need a bulletproof bodyrubber evil-shielding device
Something that'll let me park my car
When I'm fucked up in the middle of the night
Call you up the next day and act real nice

I don't want to live on the mean streets of Chicago
I don't want you to call me bobo
I don't need to watch TV twenty four hours a day
I don't need some motherfucking ad exec
Trying to tell me what to say

I need a little more gravy on my potato
I need a little more pepper on my big old pink tomato

I need a little more treble in my stereo
I need a little more blonde in my hair

I need a bulletproof bodyrubber, evil-shielding device
Something that'll let me park my car
When I'm fucked up in the middle of the night

I need a bulletproof bodyrubber, evil-shielding device
Something that'll let me park my car
When I'm fucked up in the middle of the night
Call you up the next day and act real nice

I need a risk-free money back guarantee
Don't need no problems hounding me
I need to make sure my girlfriend's not got mafia ties
Don't need nobody coming after me

I need to make sure that I keep my door locked
Try to keep my gun stocked
Try to keep it cocked, try to keep it from firing
Late at night at my head

When I'm in bed trying not to think about the things
That I said to you yesterday