The Statler Brothers Kate And Edith Too (1967) lyrics

The Statler Brothers
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Kate And Edith Too (1967)
Well we went out on a double date
Me and Edith you and Kate
Before we got past their front gate
There you were making eyes at Edith while you were making time with Kate

You can't have your Kate and Edith too
You rascal you yodel-a-dio

Then we went to a drive in show
You were kissing on Kate she wouldn't let you go
I looked at Edith started felling bold
I found your big hairy hand holding on to the hand I was trying to hold

You can't have your Kate and Edith too
You rascal you yodel-a-dio


Edith asked me if I would
Get her some popcorn I said I would
When I got back dad-blame if you
Hadn't crawled into the backseat with Kate and Edith was back there too

You can't have your Kate and Edith too
You rascal you yodel-a-dio

Years have passed since that first date
I married Edith you married Kate
Now every night when I come home
Your car's in the driveway Kate's in the car and you and Edith are in the house alone

You can't have your Kate and Edith too
You rascal you yodel-a-dio