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The Vandals C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S lyrics
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Oi To The WorldC-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S lyrics by The Vandals
C is for your little clit when I go down beneath
H is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth
R is for your rectum, that I fuck with my dick
Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick
S is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum
T is for your massive tits that make me want to cum
M is for masturbation, when you're not here with me
A is for the agony of catching your vd
S is for the syphilis that rots away my prick
Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick
S is for the syphilis that rots away my
Ding-dong merrily along
The chapel bells are ringing
Ding-dong merrily along
My fucking balls are swinging
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
The chapel bells are ringing
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
My fucking balls are swinging
