The Vindictives 1 (900) ILU-VYOU lyrics

Saw her picture in the paper along with a 900 number,
I thought we'd chit-chat on the phone, instead you said you'd come right over,
Bursting in you forced me down kneeling over me grinning,
Worked me up and tied me down, I asked you what you wanted for dinner.
Crammed her crotchless panties in my mouth,
Humped her shiny love patch in my face, smudged her creamin' honey on my nose,
I wondered if she wanted to go to the show (...for a stroll,.....bowling).
Worked me over 50 ways but she wasn't even perspiring
If I miss work for three more days I know that I'm gonna get fired,
Plotting probing my rear opening while lubricating

Her strap-on faced down working up the nerve to ask her home to meet my mom.
I had no one; I had nothing so lonely all of the time,
Now I've got me a nympho-girl to be my valentine.
She's and angel, she's a demon, extra-extraordinary wonder
When she'll call me back gonna ask her if she wants to get married