Third Eye Blind Non Dairy Creamer lyrics

They call it KFC, cuz it's not really chicken
Hot Cheetos for breakfast make a young student sicken
Did you ever think someone is tricking you?

And the guy in the pulpit is a bigot and a liar
Some kid walks into my school and opens fire
Heard any good jokes lately? cuz we sure do need 'em
My punk band is called "Operation Iraqi Freedom"

So what's it going to be? Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?

A new love is burning up in me
Cuz one in four American girls has an STD
And you can buy yourself some implants but
You can't buy a soul
Threat Level Launch
With your chest puffed out, what are you so afraid about?
With your chest puffed out, what are you so afraid about?
What are you so afraid of?

What are you so afraid of?

What it's going to be? Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?

And two gay guys got married and brought the family to its knees
How did they blow us to smithereens, just a couple of queens
How did they do it? I'm telling you now, they brought marriage to an end
I found myself some culprits, it's two young gay republicans
Young Gay Republicans (x4)

What's it going to be? Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?

Mission Accomplished

Some, Some I murder. Some, some I let go