Tim Barry Bankers Dilemma lyrics

yeah i lost my job today
and that's worth celebrating
yeah i lost my job today
and that's worth celebrating
I ain't working no more
so credit companies - take warning

I went and blew off my mortgage today
and that's worth celebrating
yeah, i blew off my mortgage today
and that's worth celebrating
and in 3 months they will foreclose
so for 3 months, and for free, I will be staying

and when i go, no one will know
I'll creep off like a cat, and blow off all the rest i owe
and when i go, there won't be no trail to follow
just a lingering sense of relief

and a crap ton of empty bottles

yeah, i went and stole my car today
and that's worth celebrating
yeah, i stole my car
and that's worth celebrating
i ain't paying that interest no more
and this thing's steady rolling
matter of fact, i ain't paying none of ya'll back

and when i go, no one will know
I'll creep off like a cat, and blow off all the rest i owe
and when i go, there won't be no trail to follow
just a lingering sense of relief
and a crap ton of empty bottles