TISM Tonight Harry's Practice Visits The Home Of Charlie lyrics

"This is my home", said Charlie 'Bird' Parker, whilst he was injecting heroin
And tonight Harry's Practice visits the home of Charlie 'Bird' Parker
Dr. Harry's gone sexy. now it's celebs
Told how to de-worm, Not just some pleb
In a vinyl-filled home with a disordered pooch:
We now need a soap star to pick up the poop.
Celebs are like plumbers,or traders,or vets:
Everyday workers who, for some reason,
Get their heads onto TV - attention that's fleeting,
Like the loony who speaks at every staff meeting.
It's my home, it's my last home, it's my home, it's my home
It's my home, it's my last home, it's my home, it's my home
Dirty's the job, but there's no need to do it -
Madonna's a celeb, if only she knew it!
Too often, however, despite that they oughtn't,
Celebs think they're artists - far more important
The outrage! The hunger! Like lions hunt fawn,
Celebs stalk respect from the moment they're born,
Want art's greater glory in pre-packaged form:
Look profound, think nonsense; talk Shakespeare, act porn.
It's my last home, it's my home, it's my home
It's my home, it's my last home, it's my home
Ban make-up; go mystic; save species protected;
Turn Buddhist; eat sea-weed; write books; get elected;
Win Oscars; refuse 'em: there's naught they won't be
So they're not just celebs for celebrity.
But an artist wants Art, not just the name -

Like Charlie ‘Bird' Parker, fit in his vein,
Speaking a truth that's the artist's alone:
Come on, come on, come on, come on
“This,” he said, showing: “this is my home.”
It's my last home, it's my home, say it is my home
It's my last home, it's my home, it's my, it's my home
It's my last home, it's my home...
Lets take it up gentlemen, lets take up to the home
Lets take it like Charlie took it
He took it in the vein
Let's not sit there watching Dr. Harry
We're watching Dr. Harry
Charlie hadn't got a home
He held up his arm and he said
"This is my home!"
"This is my home!"
"I'm not watching Dr. Harry!"
"I'm not watching Burke's Backyard!"
"I'm not watching Backyard Blitz!"
"Cause I wan't my home!"
"And this is my home!"
"It is my home!"
"It's my home"