Well a singer croon the tune that makes the bucka
Guitarist girly-heartstring-plucka
Drummer they drive the moshpit-a-rucka
But DJ Trevor goes “wucka wuckaâ€
Mixer drink help youth run amucka
Vitamin B help them after they chucka
Toilet Ducka take away the yucka
But DJ Trevor goes “Wucka wuckaâ€
DJ Trevor
DJ Trevor
Social worker help you when you run out of lucka
Micro surgeon help you with the nip and tucka
Psychiatrist help you when you're panic-strucka
Accountant help you dodgy tax deducta
A lift operater come when you get stucka
A garbo come to take away your mucka
A chef serve you freshly oyster shucka
DJ Trevor goes "Wucka wucka"
DJ Trevor yeah
DJ Trevor yeah yeah
He really famous but he not that clever
He model himself on-a Chappell Trevor
Hey!
Amphetamine help you keep-a drive-a the trucka
Biological clock help you to feel clucka
Tenancy Law help you to usufructa
DJ Trevor yeah
DJ Trevor yeah yeah
Hey female attention, male veneration
With just a record collection and some hand-eye co-ordination
Hey
DJ Trevor yeah
DJ Trevor yeah
DJ Trevor yeah yeah yeah
Woah!