My hair ain't boofed or blonded; my T.E.R.1 was so-so;
Won't never score a hundred, or ever win a Brownlow;
To be something, is something I fall short of
But me and Hawthorn's captain are connected (sort of).
I rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl who rooted Shane Crawford
Our Nicole buys her bread rolls from a bread shop near my Mum's
I met the Gallagher Brothers - though not the famous ones
My brother stood next to Steve Waugh6 in a lift
I had dinner at Warney's - but that's just an urban myth
I rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl who rooted Shane Crawford
I met her at a disco, we both were drinking Bundy;
I told her that I liked her, though didn't call her Mond'y -
She sure was pretty rat-arsed, but you don't knock back a win,
Especially when your best mate winks and whispers that “You're in!â€
Ain't never had a lesbo; nor two-girls-at-one-time did;
But this I'll always have to impress me wife and kid.
The summer of my lifetime now freezes into winter.
I got this sadness in me like flesh barbed on a splinter.
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