TISM As Seen On Reality lyrics

Reality used to be a friend of mine
Reality used to be a friend of mine
Reality used to be a friend of mine
Reality used to be a friend of mine
If you watch Reality;
Got your crotch on Reality;
If you act on Reality;
Know a fact from Reality;
If you make up Reality;
See a break up on Reality;
If you produce Reality;
Don't want to reduce Reality;
If you costume Reality;
Know a better rest room than Reality;
If you write on Reality;
Do the lights on Reality;
If your ad's on Reality;
Follow fads from Reality;
If you grew up on Reality;
Didn't throw up on Reality;
If you write about - bring about - fight about - sing about; admire it - inspire it - hire it - acquire it;
If you love it, you deserve it.
If you love it, you deserve it.
If you make Reality
If you fake Reality
Get your face on Reality
Product placed on Reality
Your song's on Reality;
It belongs on Reality;
You relate to Reality
You fellate Reality
Gay or straight on Reality

Celibate on Reality
If you renovate Reality
If you decorate Reality
If you argue ‘bout the stinking
Body Corporate on Reality
If you cook on Reality
Even look at Reality
Give garden tips on Reality
Give me the shits on Reality
If you program Reality
Don't wanna pogrom Reality
If you're addicted to Reality
To who's evicted from Reality
If you getaway1 on Reality
Not get away from Reality
Find a match on Reality
Not put a match to Reality
Cameo on Reality
Funniest video2 Reality
If you do a deal3 on Reality
If you keep it real on Reality
If you vote on Reality
Cross-promote on Reality
Like the cast on Reality
Don't wanna glass them on Reality
If you don't can it - bash it - ban it - trash it; If you follow it - observe it - swallow it - "lurve" it:
If you love it, you deserve it.
If you love it, you deserve it.
Hold on, this is bullshit!