Alanis Morissette On The Tequila lyrics

Bring on my tequila, oh
On fire on tequila, oh

My friends and I meet hours before
We make some home made pizza
We do some funny bits back and forth
My knees buckle I laugh so hard

We might end three sheets to wind
And who knows where we'll wind up
All I know is there's a car waiting
And we'll figure that out after

I have to keep my eye
On my old friend from high school
We've known each other for the longest time
She has trouble with her dance so to speak

She can hoist a really good kick
In the butt when she's excited
She doesn't do it so much anymore
'Cuz we're all on to her

Bring on my tequila, oh
On fire on tequila, oh
Hostess most on tequila, oh
Bestest friends on tequila, oh

Then there's my other pretty friend from high school
The predator in me is put to shame by the predator in her
And now I've reeled it in
It'll be interesting to see how much she's done as well

Then there's my friend from Chicago
God do I love all people from Chicago
All ready to light up the barbecue
And be harping on debauchery

Bring on my tequila, oh
On fire on tequila, oh
Hostess most on tequila, oh
Bestest friends on tequila, oh

Tequila, tequila, tequila

Tequila, tequila, tequila

Then there's my Canadian friend
What a fabulous mom she's become
She's been tortured in this sense
For the last many months for obvious reasons

She was like hey, where was this part of you
I wasn't pregnant
I laughed and did a shot in her honor
As I conversed with her belly

Bring on my tequila, oh
On fire on tequila, oh
Hostess most on tequila, oh
Bestest friends on tequila, oh

Then there's my Cupid friend
She sure knows how to dress that one
She's a wise and worldly girl
But you gotta watch that medication

My favorite beverage is taken
To a whole other level on it
I'm not worried about it
I'll coast around the room while I trust she'll temper

My brother came to visit me
And now he's used to hanging with me and cracking up
But he had no idea about my built up tolerance
No idea how manipulative I've become

I would surreptitiously put it in front of him
Without him asking
In a pretty little shot glass
His smirk and cackle would only egg me on

Bring on my tequila, oh
On fire on tequila, oh
Hostess most on tequila, oh
Bestest friends on tequila, oh