Not gonna call you
And I'm not gonna be your friend
Won't be your lover
Never ever ever again
Pretty baby
Please don't cry
I have no reason
Just goodbye
I'm a bad, bad person
And I just wanted to play
But I'm signing off gently
With my telephone holiday
Telephone holiday
No calls for you
With my telephone holiday
My telephone holiday
Like a bunny, you think
I get around, maybe so, baby
You were just the first girl
That I found at the party
Which I thought was pretty cool
Little did I know
That you were still in high school
I'm a bad bad person
And I just wanted to play
But I'm signing off gently
With my telephone holiday
Telephone holiday
No calls for you
With my telephone holiday
My telephone holiday
Not gonna call you
And I'm not gonna be your friend
Won't be your lover
Never ever ever again
Pretty baby
Please don't cry
I have no reason
I'm a bad bad person
And I just wanted to play
But I'm signing off gently
With my telephone holiday
Telephone holiday
No calls for you
I'm waiting, someone turn me on
Make it sexy, make it last long
'Cause I'll be your sucker
That turns your tongue blue
I'll love you but watch out for my way
And my telephone holiday
My telephone holiday
My telephone holiday
My telephone holiday
My telephone holiday
(No calls for you)
My telephone holiday
(No calls for you)
My telephone holiday
(No calls for you)
My telephone holiday
My telephone holiday