Ten Foot Pole Seven lyrics

Father, please take me back
I don't fit in with these cruel earthlings
I've done my time, please take me home

I was five, I was bad
You sent me here, erased my memory
Babysitter washed my mouth with soap

I was ten, had no friends
The teacher hit me with a paddle
The neighbors ate my little dog Ralph

Father, please take me back
I don't fit in with these cruel earthlings

I've done my time, please take me home

Please fly your spaceship out and beam me up
Don't leave me down here
I'll be so good from now

I had a girl, she took her clothes off with my best friend
I didn't know till they told me on TV
I was mad, my brother shot my favorite bird

Everywhere I go they laugh at me