Tenacious D Fuck Her Gently lyrics

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely

You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smoochies too

Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say, "Please"
Sometimes you got to say

"Hey I'm gonna fuck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discretely"

And then you say, "Hey I brought you flowers"

And then you say, "Wait a minute Sally
I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' team work

What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I fuckin' fuck you discretely
And then I fuckin' bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard