I was tryin' to play some pinball
In an Alabama shit hall
I was talking to a relic
He was very psychedelic
He said, "Let's go smoke a doobie
"Havin' fun and feelin' groovy"
Oh yeah
Out is Jackson, Mississippi
There's a creature like a hippie
He looks just like Peter Frampton
Like the Eighties never happened
With his hair so soft and wavy
Pourin' over him like gravy
Oh yeah
Wherever you find yourself
Wherever the flag's unfurled
It's a red, red, red, red, redneck world
Single lady out in Tucson
And the bar stool that she's glued on
Too much liquor in her soda
Now she talks like Abe Vigoda
If you're there when they stop serving
It's a little bit unnerving
Oh yeah
Wherever you find yourself
Wherever the flag's unfurled
It's a red, red, red, red, redneck world
In the country or metropolis
In Des Moines or Minneapolis
Any dive you happen into
Take a good look all around you
It's a total infiltration
It's a monster truckin' nation
Oh yeah
Wherever you find yourself
Wherever the flag's unfurled
It's a red, red, red, red
It's a red, red, red, red
It's a red, red, red, red, redneck world
