Uncle Outrage Fight Club lyrics

Before I ever fell,
I learned how to stand up
I quickly learned to scrap
& despise the system
Oh, life would be so grand
if all slates were wiped clean
Let's destroy all debt and loans
& pretend to sell soap

Let's make a group called Fight Club
It will have only one rule
If you speak of Fight Club
you get the shit kicked out of you

In order for success,

we should all be named Bob
Our basement brawls are nice
but Monday means our jobs
I say we start a fight
Pick a stranger, punch them
Let's bring it up a notch or two
call it Project Mayhem

Let's make a group called Fight Club
It will have only one rule
If you speak of Fight Club
you get the shit kicked out of you (x5)