Vanity 6 3 X 2 = 6 lyrics

Let me tell you a story

My favorite band in life is playing town on Wednesday's night
I wish to God, I had the nerve to go
The singer in the band is my type, not too big or small
But I hate to let my inner feelings show

My made-up name is Vanity 'cause a girl's best friend's her pride
And a working girl don't have to tolerate the mailman's tricks
Everybody gets three years of tribulation unless they lie
But with the female, 3 x 2 = 6

When I'm older, I wanna be a movie star just like Greta Garbo
Well, then I could tell everybody what to do
Well, she was so cool, it was plain to see that she was in control
I bet she never played the part of anyone's fool

So, my made-up name is Vanity 'cause a girl's best friend's her pride
And a working girl don't have to tolerate the mailman's tricks
(Oh no, oh no)
Everybody gets three years of tribulation unless they lie
But with the female, 3 x 2 = 6

Play your song one time, baby girl
I don't think they heard you now, baby
That's all I need to say because I think you understand
Unless, of course, in another life you were a man


Please believe me when I tell you a girl's best friend's her pride
A working girl don't have to tolerate the mailman's tricks
(No, she don't)
Everybody gets three years of tribulation unless they lie
But with the female, well, 3 x 2 = 6

Won't somebody help me?
Please believe me when I tell you a girl's best friend's her pride
A working girl don't have to tolerate the mailman's tricks
Sister, can you hear me?
(Everybody gets three years of tribulation unless they lie)
But with the female
(3 x 2 = 6)
3 x 2 = 6

(Sister, can you hear me talkin' to ya?)
(Please believe me when I tell you a girl's best friend's her pride)
When I tell ya a girl's best friend's her pride
(A working girl don't have to tolerate the mailman's tricks)
(Sister, can you hear me?)
(Everybody gets three years of tribulation unless they lie)
But with the female, 3 x 2 = 6