Various Artists Fairy Godmother Song lyrics

Your fallen tears have called to me
So here comes my sweet remedy
I know what every princess needs
For her to live life happily

With just a wave of my magic wand
Your troubles will soon be gone
With a flick of the wrist and just a flash
You land a prince with a ton of cash

A high priced dress made by mice no less
Some crystal glass pumps and no more stress
Worries will vanish your soul will cleanse
Confide in your very own furniture friends
We'll help you set a new fashion trend

I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great
The kind of gal a prince would date
They'll write your name on the bathroom wall
'For Happy ever after, give Fiona a call'

A sporty carriage to ride in style
Sexy men boy chauffeur, Kyle
Banish your blemishes, tooth decay
Cellulite thighs will fade away
And oh, what the hey, have a Bichon Frise


Nip and tuck here and there
To land that prince with the perfect hair
Lipstick liners, shadow blush
To get that prince with a sexy tush

Lucky day, hunk buffet
You and your prince take a roll in the hay
You can spoon on the moon
With the prince to the tune

Don't be drab, you'll be fab
Your prince will have rock-hard abs
Cheese souffle, Valentine's Day
Have some chicken fricassee

Nip and tuck here and there
To land that prince with the perfect hair
Lipstick liners

Thank you very much fairy godmother
But I really don't need all this
Fine be that way