Various Artists The Hairbrush Song lyrics

And now it's time for silly songs with Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
Having just finished his morning bath
Having search for his hairbrush
Larry cries out

"Oh, where is my hairbrush?
Oh where is my hairbrush?
Oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where
Oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where
Oh where is my hairbrush?"

Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene
Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel
Pa regains his composure and reports

"I think I saw your hairbrush back there!"

"Back there is my hairbrush
Back there is my hairbrush
Back there, back there, oh where, back there
Oh where, oh where, back there, back there
Back there is my hairbrush"

Having heard his joyous proclamation
Junior Asparagus enters the scene
Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel
Junior regains his composure and comments

"Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!"

Larry is taken aback
The thought had never occurred to him
No hair? What would this mean?
What will become of him? What will become of his hairbrush?
Larry wonders

"No hair for my hairbrush
No hair for my hairbrush
No hair, no hair, no where, no hair
No hair, no hair, no where back there
No hair for my hairbrush"


Having heard his wondering
Bob the Tomato enters the scene
Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel
Bob regains his composure and confesses

Larry, that old hairbrush of yours
Well, you never really use it, and and you don't really need it so well
I'm sorry I didn't know so gave it to the Peach yeah
'Cause he's got hair
He's got hair, every where he's got hair

Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments

"Not fair! Oh, my hairbrush
Not fair! My poor hairbrush
Not fair, not fair, no hair, not fair
No where, no hair, not fair, not fair
Not fair! My little hairbrush!"

Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene
Himself been in a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked
And slightly embarrassed at the sight of each other
But recognizing Larry's generosity, the Peach is thankful

"Thanks for the hairbrush"

Yeah yeah, good has been done here
The Peach exits the scene, Larry smiles
But, still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush, he cries out

"Take care of my hairbrush
Take care, oh my hairbrush
Take care, take care, don't dare not care
Take care, nice hair, no fair
Take care, take care of my hairbrush"

Yeah
The end!