Various Artists Without Me lyrics

Obie Trice, name, no gimmicks?

Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside
Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside

Guess who's back, back again?
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back?

I created a monster 'cuz nobody wants to see Marshall
No more they want Shady, I'm chopped liver
Well, if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of me, mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker

Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the doctor when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating, hey
You waited this long to stop debating
'Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating

I know you got a job, Ms. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem is complicated
So the FCC won't let me be
Or let me be me, so let me see
They tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me

So come on and dip, bum on your lips
Jump back, jiggle a hip and wiggle a bit
And get ready 'cuz this is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you, Debbie

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy
'Cuz it feels so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy
'Cuz it feels so empty without me

Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells bitch

A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution
Pollutin' the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass, you ask for me
Well, I'm back, fix your bent antennae
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter

Into the front of your skin like a splinter

The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting

Testing, attention please
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents, my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy
'Cuz it feels so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy
'Cuz it feels so empty without me

'A Tisk-it A Task-it', I go tit for tat
With anybody who's talking this and that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards

And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
You 36 year old bald headed, say blow me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let it go, it's over, nobody listens to techno

Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes, man, it just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene

Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do Black Music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy

Hey, there's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It will be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy
'Cuz it feels so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy
'Cuz it feels so empty without me