Weird Al Yankovic Party at the Leper Colony lyrics

Finger food and an ice cold cake
It won't cost you an arm and a leg
Dance all night to a rotten band
Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand

Well, Saturday night it's the place to be
Everybody cut footloose with me
At the party at the Leper colony
Oh, there's a party at the Leper colony, hey

Met a little lady, so pretty and young
She was quite a talker till the cat got her tongue
She oozed up beside me, I turned on my charm
Ooh, pretty soon, she was completely disarmed

I said, "Girl, now don't fall to pieces on me"
But she cried her eyes out literally
At the party at the Leper colony
Oh, there's a party at the Leper colony, hey, hey

Hey now, buddy, don't you give me no lip
Sorry, I was using your head for dip

There's a guy in the hot tub, I don't know who
Wait a minute, it looks like Stu

Well, hold the phone now, what do I see?
Another pretty mama got her eye on me
At the party at the Leper colony
Oh, there's a party at the Leper colony

Oh, there's a party at the Leper colony
(Party at the Leper colony)
There's a party at the Leper colony
(Party at the Leper colony)

Oh, there's a party at the Leper colony
Yeah, party at the Leper colony
Well, there's a party at the Leper colony
(Party at the Leper colony)
Hey!