Weird Al Yankovic Bob (best version) lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic
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Bob (best version)
I man am regal, a German am I.
Never odd or even. If I had a Hi-fi.
Madam I'm Adam. Too hot to hoot.
No lemons, no melon. Too bad I hid a boot.
Lisa Bonet ate no basil. Warsaw was raw.
Was it a car, or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote sir. Do geese see God?
Do nine men interperate? Nine men I nod.
Rats live on no evil star.
Won't lovers revolt now. Race fast safe car.
Pa's a sap. Ma is as selfless as I am.
May a moody baby doom a yam?


Ah, Satan sees Natasha. No devil lived on.
Lonely Tylenol. Not a banana baton.
No X in Nixon. O stone, be not so.
O Geronimo, no minor ego.
Naomi, I moan. A Toyota's a Toyota.
A dog, a panic, in a pagoda.

Oh no Don, Ho! Nurse I spy Gypsies, RUN!
Senile felines. Now I see bees I won.
UFO tofu. We panic in a pew.
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo.
God, a red nugget, a fat egg under a dog.
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog!