Weird Al Yankovic TV Tan lyrics

Weird Al
Spud Gun
TV Tan
yeah ehhhh. A used, pink bathrobe, a rare, mint snowglobe, a smurf, TV tray, that I bought on ebay. My house, is filled with, this crap, shows up in, bubble wrap, almost every day, what I baught on ebay. Tell me why, I need another pet rod, Tell me why, I got that elf alarm clock, Tell me why I bid on Satner's old dupay, they had it, on ebay. I buy, your nick-nack, just check, my feedback, A++, they all say, they love me on ebay. Gonna buy, a slightly damaged golf bag, some beanie babies still with tags from some guy, i've, never met in Norway, found him, on ebay. I am the type with, his light will dislight you, with two seconds left, to go, woo oo. Got eight dollar visa, whatever'll please ya, as long as i've got, the doughhhhhh, i'll buy, your chochkies, sell me, your watch please, I'll buy, i'll buy, i'll buy, i'll buy, I'm highest bidder! Joe keeps, his hithing in the lane, from that, world wide garage sale, pay, a dukes her hazard ash tray, oh yeah, I baught it on ebay. Wanna buy, a packman fever lunch box, wanna buy, a case of fittage tube socks,wanna buy, a kleenex used buy dr. drane, found it, on ebay. wanna buy, that farro foscent poster, pez dispenceres and a toaster, don't know why, the kindest of you throw away, but i'll buy on ebay, what I baught, on ebayyyyy yy yyy.