Hey girl, you know, our economy's in the toilet<br />
But I'm still gonna treat you right<br />
I said you can have whatever you like, if you like<br />
I said you can have whatever you like, if you like<br />
Yeah<br />
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Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice<br />
And we can clip coupons all night<br />
And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like<br />
I said you can have whatever you like, if you like<br />
Yeah<br />
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Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please<br />
Like Burger King or Mickey D's<br />
And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like<br />
I said you can even have the large fries, large fries<br />
Yeah<br />
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Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy<br />
When I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the 2-ply<br />
Want it, you can get it, my dear<br />
I got my Costco membership card right here<br />
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Yeah you like Top Ramen? Need Top Ramen?<br />
Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em comin'<br />
You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it<br />
Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it<br />
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Pork and beans and Minute Rice<br />
And we can play cribbage all night<br />
And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like<br />
I said you can have whatever you like, if you like<br />
Yeah<br />
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I can take you to the Laundromat downtown<br />
And watch all the clothes go 'round and 'round<br />
And baby we can go wherever you like, if you like<br />
I said we can go wherever you like, if you like<br />
Yeah<br />
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Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo<br />
You could be second runner-up Miss Ohio<br />
Seven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfold<br />
Buy you a bagel even if it is a day old<br />
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And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes<br />
Long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's<br />
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl<br />
You ain't gotta pay me, that's the way that I roll<br />
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My chick can have what she want<br />
At Wal-Mart she can pick out anything she want<br />
I know girl, you ain't never had a man like that<br />
Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that<br />
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Yeah you like my Hyundai? See my Hyundai?<br />
I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday<br />
But that's kinda far and I'm not made of cash<br />
Do you think you could chip in for gas?<br />
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Mac and cheese would be all right<br />
But let's send out for pizza tonight<br />
And you can order any toppings you like, if you like<br />
I said you can even have the last slice, last slice<br />
Yeah<br />
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Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do', do'<br />
Now I can get free HBO<br />
And baby you can watch whatever you like, if you like<br />
I said you can watch whatever you like, if you like<br />
Yeah<br />
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And you can always ride the city bus<br />
Got a stack of tokens just for us<br />
Yo, my wallet's fat and full of ones<br />
Yeah, it's all about the Washingtons, that's right<br />
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You want White Castle? Need White Castle?<br />
Long as you got me it won't be no hassle<br />
You want it, well get it, just don't be a hater<br />
If I grab a bunch of napkins for later<br />
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Thrift store jeans, on sale half price<br />
The underwear at Goodwill is nice<br />
And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like<br />
I said you can have whatever you like, if you like<br />
Yeah<br />
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Baby I can give you anything you please<br />
Even share my government cheese<br />
And baby you can have as much as you like, if you like<br />
I said you can go have as much as you like, if you like<br />
Yeah