Zebrahead Deck The Halls (I Hate Christmas) lyrics

Christmas comes just once a year
(I got a baby doll)
With all its yuletide joy and cheer
(I got a football)
But there's one thing I'd like to say
Is that I hate Christmas day
(I got a rock)

It's time for everybody to have a Christmas party
Everyone but me I'll step outside, boycott your office party
No secret Santa for me, Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway
'Cause I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow

I'd rather stay where Frosty melts in the sun
July 4 parade, a Lynchburg lemonade
An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun
(Now everybody sing)

Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but, I hate Christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year

It's time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping

Everyone but me I'll stay inside
No presents under your tree that have a name tag for me
And it makes my gifts so easy to hide

I don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow
I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one
A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day
An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun
(Now everybody sing)

Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but, I hate Christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house
All the creatures was chillin' like Flint drinkin' stout
I woke from my sleep, heard here comes the boom
I knew that Santa would be comin' soon
On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Blitzen
I yelled shut up y'all, but they wouldn't listen and then